Fear & Loath

Translation for non-italian ppl (from top to bottom):
Today is really cold! This is the reason why I decided to dress up!
He! He! ...Joker!
Today I'm going to win the match!
Don't worry girls! My brother is just a little bit shy... He's not used to be in the society... He was never used to get out of the house...
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... so you'll have only me to deal with!
suitecase full of drugs